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Let everyone know you just had a bundle of Joy!

"Evelyn was born 6/4/16 @ 8:58pm! She was 6lbs 12oz & 20in"

Tell visitors to call or text you

"You don't want guests to wake your sleeping baby"

DON"T Ring that door bell!!

"Keep everyone, even delivery drivers from upsetting your calm household"

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Shhh!

If your baby is fussy, let your guests know they may not get the smiles and coos they want... or they can come back another time.

Don't set off the "dog alarm"

Everyone knows what happens when people ring that door bell.

RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

...WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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